Trying desperately to avoid the stifling tedium that is online non-debate with those who are patently wrong.

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Friday, 7 February 2014

How do you not love me? Let me count the ways...


As the International Day Of Kitsch Tat And Misery™ looms large for another year...


Monday, 6 January 2014

Accentuate the positive

Dear lovely folk out there,

For 2014, in a slight shift of aspiring-to-be-comedic policy, The Maelstrom has decided to post only positive, uplifting and encouraging items - to enrich the lives of all those who may stumble across them.

In that spirit, here's one of our enduringly fine British thespians offering an insightful quote about existence to get the year off to an appropriate start...






You're welcome.