In the light of recent global events, the Maelstrom feels it must applaud prime minister David Cameron's public display of extreme personal fortitude, single-headedly attempting to restore Britain's once-great reputation in the international comb-over community. National pride in this most traditionally comedic of hairstyles has been slipping steadily since the 1960s, with slowly-balding men opting increasingly to have their heads shaved in the forlorn hope that it might make them a tiny bit like Bruce Willis,Samuel L. Jackson, or Sigourney Weaver in Alien 3.To borrow from that least estimable of cat-impersonating baldness-deniers, George Galloway:
Mr Cameron, we salute your courage, your hairspray's strength, your in-de-fat-wig-ability.
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